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*** GOJOTV's F.A.Q. ***

Questions loosely arranged by frequency...
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I don't like waiting. Why don't you stream your video content?
Web streaming is great for viewing some kinds of video. Briefly, your computer plays the video while it's downloading, or "buffering". The problem with web streaming is that the video could stop at any time during play. While this works well for news or information video, it doesn't do music or comedy justice. No one wants to hear a joke in chunks, or a musical phrase with silences in all the wrong places. So, at GOJOTV you are encouraged to download the video and watch it all in one piece.

I still don't like waiting. Can I make the download time less tedious?
Of course. You only have to "Minimize" the download window. (That means you click on the little square with a dash in it in the right-hand corner of your browser window. The window will disappear from view, but continue working. Then, open a fresh window by clicking on the browser icon (either "Internet Explorer" or "Netscape" or whatever...) on your Desktop. You can keep surfing the 'net in the new window while the download is going on. Before you know it, the video will have loaded, and you can watch it all in one sitting. You can even pause, rewind, or stop it while it's playing.

Where's the bathroom?
Down the hall, first door to the left.

Why don't you have "Quicktime?"
Yeah, sorry, "Quicktime" users. I'll have it on some video selections by March. Not expecting this level of success for the site, I started small. And now, time is at a premium. But while you're waiting, here are a few magazines...

Can I download and file share content from your site?
Yes. All I ask is that you not alter or edit anything you download from GOJOTV. You are free, however, to share these files with your friends. Better even, give them the web address. You can take pride in having discovered this site before anyone else.

What time is it?
Sorry, I don't have my watch.

What happened to your watch?
I just misplaced it; I'm sure it'll turn up.

Can I make and sell copies of this stuff on DVD?
You're free to try. However, all the files are pretty low quality in order to be easier to download. And anyone can see them on the 'net for free anyway, so you probably won't be able to make anything from it.

I want to try standup comedy. Can I use some of your jokes?
In a word, no. It's just as much work to become a hack as it is to become a great standup. So, why head down that road? However, you're welcome to repeat my jokes to your friends and colleagues in a non-formal setting. In fact, I'd be kind of flattered if you did. And, if you do a decent "Grover" impression, I wouldn't presume to stop you... It's not mine. Only the punchline is. The character, comedy and voice belong to the legendary genius Frank Oz, and by extension, to the Disney corporation.

Have they asked you to take down your "Grover" impression?
No. But I was once approached by a local comic who told me he also did a "Grover" impression in his act. I said it was okay, that it didn't bother me... But then he pressed on, saying he wanted me to stop doing mine. Trying to be fair, I asked him, "Well, when did you start doing it on stage, 'cause I started in 1990."... Trying to establish precedent, you know? So it turned out he had started standup in like, 1994. So, I clearly had precedent. But I repeated that it didn't bother me if he wanted to use it. So he gets all angry and says, "Well, if you're going to have an attitude about it!" and storms off. Gee, my bad. I guess the guy thought he was Frank Oz. More like the wizard of Oz. All smoke, no substance.

Would you say he was a short man?
Yes, now that you mention it.

What is it with short men?
Hey, hey, it's not all short men... All of my favourite men are short, but when you said that, it reminded me of these three arrogant losers where I work... I could tell you stories. So, for some guys, it's obviously an issue...

What stories?
Say, this has gone from an F.A.Q. page to an interview...

No, really, what happened with those losers where you work?
Never mind, I'm saving it for "David Letterman".