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"I never met a con man
I didn't like."
"Diamonds are common.
Get over it."
"If there's one thing
anyone who lived in the sixties
knows for sure, it's that
'happenings' still happen."
"There's a difference
between being educated
and being schooled.
Beware the schooled -
they are as fish,
and move with the currents."
"The less I know,
the younger I look."
"Whenever an animal rights activist
throws red paint on your nice fur coat,
at first, you're dismayed. "Hey, they
threw red paint on my coat," you say...
But then, you realize that your coat is
insured, just like all your other valuables.
So, you make a trip to your furrier
to get a whole new one.
Sure, a whole lot of little animals
have to die to replace the coat...
but that's the price we all have to pay
to live in a world where animal rights
activists are free to express themselves.
Support freedom of expression!"
(Damn, your new coat looks good.)
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-- Johanne Savoie